Putting The LOL In Little Old Lady
(I’m checking out my last customer, a little old lady, before covering a break when another customer starts unloading his stuff into the register. Note that I’ve shut off my light and put a “lane closed” sign up.)
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, my lane is closed. I have to go to another department and cover a break.”
Other Customer: “Well, isn’t that just f***ing convenient for you!”
(Right on cue, the little old lady I was helping turns to the other customer.)
Little Old Lady: “Who the h*** peed in your cornflakes this morning?!”
Other Customer: *storms off*
She is now a regular of mine!
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
