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  • Putting the Dumb In Wisdom

    | Wales, UK |

    (I’m at my university’s computer help desk and have just fixed a problem on a student’s laptop.)

    Me, to student: “…okay, that should get you online.”

    Student: “Great, thanks!”

    (A random student passes by, seeing the laptop.)

    Random passerby: “Wow! That laptop is huge!”

    Me: “Erm…”

    Random passerby: “I bet you could use it as a weapon to smash someone’s head in!”

    Me: “Uhh…”

    Student: “Erm…”

    Random passerby: *walks off*

    Me, to student: “Well, I bet you didn’t know THAT about your laptop.”