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Putting The Dire Into Directions

| Berlin, Germany | Geography

(My department store doesn’t sell all the ranges of clothes that the chain produces. However, there is another store just 200 meters to the left that I always tell people to go to when they are looking for an item we don’t have.)

Customer: “Do you have these shoes in [size]?”

Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have any in stock, but if you can’t find your size here you could try the other store, which is two hundred meters to the left.”

Customer: “So, I go out and then to the right?”

Me: “No, the store is just to the left.”

Customer: “How far is it?”

Me: “As I said, just two hundred meters from here.”

Customer: “How am I supposed to know? I’m from [another big city nearby].”

Me: “Yeah, but two hundred meters is the same distance in that place as it is here.”

Customer: *sighing* “This city is just too big for me!”