Really Feeling This ‘Learning’ Stuff

(The library in our university has a special section with educational toys and other resources that students studying early childhood teaching can use. My friend and I walk into the section to find two people feeling each other up, complete with their hands down each other’s shirts. Normally in a situation like this I’d turn around and leave quietly, but my friend had other ideas.)

Friend: *loudly* “Guys, seriously?! You’re in a teaching resource collection inside a library inside a university! This is a place of learning inside a place of learning inside a place of learning!”