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    Purple Digital Rain

    | Cape Town, South Africa | Books & Reading

    Customer: “Hey there, can you help me find a book?”

    Me:“Of course, ma’am. Do you know the author or title?”

    Customer: “Well you see, I was at the beach and I saw this girl reading a purple book. She looked like she was really enjoying it! I want that book.”

    Me: “Ma’am, you’re going to have to be more specific. There are a lot of books with purple covers.”

    Customer: “Can’t you search on your computer for purple books?”

    Me: “Unfortunately, no.”

    Customer: “I’ll go to a bookstore that has better computers.”