Me: “Would you like a bag for your items?”

Customer: “I want pudding.”

(We’re a party store famous for giving out free popcorn, so I offer him popcorn instead.)

Me: “I don’t have any pudding, but I can give you some free popcorn.”

Customer: “Not good enough.”

Me: “They both start with ‘P’.”

Customer: “Nope!” *walks away with items in hand*