(I sell jewelry at a major department store. A foreign customer comes in wanting to see some merchandise at my watch counter.)

Customer: “I want to see a Psycho!”

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Customer: “I want to see a Psycho!”

Me: “Sir, I’m not quite comprehending.”

(He points to the watches inside my counter.)

Me: “Oh, you want to see a Seiko!”