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    Psst … The Sun Gives You Cancer too

    | Boston, MA, USA

    (I begin to ring up a customer’s purchases at the register)

    Customer: “Wait! When you ring up the bagged bulk items don’t put them on the part the laser shines through. Weigh them on the metal, please.”

    Me: “Is it a problem if I scan everything else?”

    Customer: “No, it’s just that the bags are clear and the laser gives you cancer.”

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