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    Protection Against The Inevitable

    | Seaside Heights, NJ, USA |

    (A pregnant teenage girl walks in with her mom and boyfriend.)

    Customer: “Hi. Can I get my tongue pierced?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but you are pregnant, right?”

    Customer: “Yeah.”

    Me: “We can’t pierce anybody that’s pregnant, I’m sorry.”

    Customer: “Why not?”

    Me: “Well, any slight infection in your tongue could hurt your unborn child.”

    Customer: “But that’s only if it gets infected, right?”