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    You Can Never Dumb It Down Enough

    | Maine, USA |

    (We wanted to avoid common questions, so we made a massive wooden ice cream cone and put it up on the counter to display the number of scoops possible, and the price at each level. This thing was like 4 feet high, each scoops with a diameter of at least 1 foot.)

    Woman: “Hi, how much is one scoop?”

    Coworker: “Oh, right here…” *points to sign*

    Woman: “JESUS! Those are huge! How could anyone eat that much?”

    Coworker: “…”

    (I ran into the back, almost in tears from laughing.)