(I’m a lesbian who works in a seedy area of my town, and I’m hit on constantly by these really old guys, or crackheads…or drunks…)
Drunk guy: “Hey…are you single?”
Me: “Nope. Gay too.”
Drunk guy: “Oh. So you like women?”
Drunk guy: “I can be a woman!”
Me: “I have standards.”
(The drunk man leaves, and my coworker nearly pees herself laughing.)
Also seen on: Not Always Romantic.