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    Product May Require A Certain Level Of Manurity

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    (A customer lifts bag of steer manure onto the counter.)

    Customer: “I’ve got a question. What makes steer manure different from mushroom manure?”

    Me: “Well, steer manure is made from the droppings of–”

    Customer: “Wait. You said droppings? As in waste?”

    Me: “Yes. Manure is made from decomposed waste.”

    Customer: “So…What exactly is a steer?”

    Me: “It’s just another name for a cow.”

    Customer: “So steer manure is…oh, God. Oh, God!” *leaves without buying the manure*