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    Process Of Elimination

    | Michigan, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [company name]. This is Ashley speaking to you from Michigan. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Are you a recording?”

    Me: “No, sir, I’m a real person! How can I help you today?”

    Customer: “You must be in Pakistan.”

    Me: “No, sir, we are all in Michigan at this company.”

    Customer: “Your English is too good. You must be in Pakistan.”

    Me: “No–”

    Customer: “Have someone from the US call me. Thanks.” *hangs up*

    Me: *speechless*