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    Problem Exists Between Sign And Keyboard

    | Yukon, Canada | Technology

    (Note: The public computers in our office have been down and I’m in the process of repairing and cleaning them. As such, I’ve taped “Do Not Use” signs on the computer monitors. A client walks in, sits at the desk, pulls the sign off the monitor, and proceeds to try and use the mouse and keyboard.)

    Client: “Why isn’t this working?! I need to check my email!”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, but the computers aren’t working right now. I’m fixing them now. They should be up by this afternoon.”

    Client: “I need to check my email right now! I demand you make them work!”

    Me: “Sir, I’m sorry, but you can’t use the computer right now.”

    Client: “And WHY NOT?!”

    (I point to the computer tower on my work desk that’s currently in pieces.)

    Me: “This is the computer, sir.”

    Client: “So? I shouldn’t need that thing to make it work! All the important parts are still right here!”

    (The “important parts” he’s referring to? The monitor and keyboard.)