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    Probably Wears Diapers

    | Des Moines, IA, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me… HEY! Excuse me.”

    Me: “How may I help you sir?”

    Customer: “I need you to find a battery for my Timex.”

    Me: “You are standing next to our entire selection. If it isn’t there, we don’t have it.”

    Customer: “How do I know which one it is?”

    Me: “Didn’t you bring the watch with you?”

    Customer: “Yeah…”

    Me: “Well, sometimes it is stamped on the back cover.”

    Customer: “I can’t decipher this. Can you open the watch and check?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t offer that service.”

    Customer: “What do you mean?”

    Me: “I mean, we don’t offer that service. I have neither the tools nor the training to work on your watch.”

    Customer: “But you sell the batteries!”

    Me: “Yes, we do. I’ll gladly help check that you are buying the right one, but I won’t work on your watch.”

    Customer: “But you sell the batteries! You HAVE to put it in for me!”

    Me: “Sir, I could also sell you toilet paper, but you would still have to do the wiping yourself…”