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    Prime Rib With A Side Of Sadomasochism

    | North Carolina, USA |

    (As I serve an order of prime rib with a side of mushrooms…)

    Customer: “Ohhh, ewww!”

    Me: “Is there a problem, ma’am?”

    Customer: “Not really, I just don’t like mushrooms.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but I thought you ordered the mushrooms.”

    Customer: “Oh, I did. But I just don’t like mushrooms.”