Prime Rib With A Side Of Sadomasochism

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(As I serve an order of prime rib with a side of mushrooms…)

Customer: “Ohhh, ewww!”

Me: “Is there a problem, ma’am?”

Customer: “Not really, I just don’t like mushrooms.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I thought you ordered the mushrooms.”

Customer: “Oh, I did. But I just don’t like mushrooms.”