Pretty Poor Flirting

Me: “I’m really sorry, but you’ve come through to the wrong area. This is grounds maintenance.”

Customer: “But you’re too pretty to work in grounds maintenance.”

Me: “Thank you. You’ll still need to go to the central building, on the other side of campus.”

Customer: “But you’re too pretty! I should be doing your job; I’m much better suited.”

Me: “I, um—”

Customer: “You’re too PRETTY!”