Pretty Obvious

(I work for a wireless service company. I’m taking a look over a customer’s account to determine if he’s eligible for a discount on a new phone.)

Customer: “You sound really pretty. Way prettier than the last girl I talked to here.”

Me: “I can’t get you a free phone.”

Customer: “I’m not saying that to get anything from you. I just think you sound pretty.”

Me: “I still can’t get you a free phone.”

Customer: “Well, then, you sound equally as pretty as the last girl!”

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