Customer: “I’d like to get full coverage insurance on this vehicle.”

Me: “Well, your car is over 15 years old, so I don’t think that will be possible. We simply don’t have a company willing to write it.”

Customer: “But, what am I supposed to do if I want full coverage?”

Me: “I guess get a newer car?”

Customer: “If I wreck that car I’m screwed! I’m not that good of a driver to start with!”

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