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    | MI, USA |

    Me: “The computer is showing you have a late balance of $5.60.”

    Customer: “What? My movie was on time!”

    Me: “Looks like it was two days late.”

    Customer: “But I just returned it today!”

    Me: “Yes, it was a five day rental. It was due two days ago.”

    Customer: “But I rented it Thursday! It should have been due today!”

    Me: “You actually rented it last Tuesday, exactly one week ago. For the confusion, I can remove your late charge for you this time. Just be a little more careful in the future.”

    Customer: “That’s impossible! You rented me my movie on the wrong day! You rented my movie early!”

    Me: “You’re saying that I was able to predict what you wanted two days in advance, entered it in the computer, and you came in two days later to get it and pay for it?”

    Customer: “That’s exactly what I’m saying! You rented my movie early!”