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    Pray She Hasn’t Got A Cat Called Tom

    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    Customer: “I want a hamster!”

    Me: “Do you have bedding, a cage, and food?”

    Customer: “I need all that stuff?”

    Me: “Where did you think he would live?”

    Customer: *completely serious* “I though I would just feed them cheese and have them live in the hole in my wall like in the cartoons.”