Pray She Hasn’t Got A Cat Called Tom

Customer: “I want a hamster!”

Me: “Do you have bedding, a cage, and food?”

Customer: “I need all that stuff?”

Me: “Where did you think he would live?”

Customer: *completely serious* “I thought I would just feed them cheese and have them live in the hole in my wall like in the cartoons.”

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