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    Pray She Doesn’t Use Hemorrhoid Cream

    | Orland Park, IL, USA | Health & Body, Uncategorized

    Customer: “You changed the formulation of [day cream]. You should really tell customers when you do that!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, we were not made aware of that change. How did you find out?”

    Customer: “Well it tastes different.”

    Me: “Tastes different? You tasted the product?”

    Customer: “Of course! I taste everything I put on my body!”