Pray She Doesn’t Order Steak

Customer: “Good morning! What is the special today?”

Me: “We have a type of baked chicken with a sort of lemon sauce on top.”

Customer: “Is the chicken alive?”

Me: “No, I don’t think so.”

Customer: “Oh, I don’t eat deceased meat. I’m sorry.”

Me: “Okay, well, here is a menu. What else interests you?”

Customer: “How about a turkey sandwich?”

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