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    | Mobile, AL, USA |

    (I am installing a home security system for a new customer. All customers require a password that the monitoring service uses to verify their identity when the alarm is tripped.)

    Me: “Okay, ma’am. If your alarm is ever tripped, our monitoring service will call the house to make sure help is needed. We need you to select a password for when they call.”

    Customer: “Well, what password should I select?”

    Me: “It just needs to be something easy to remember.”

    Customer: “Can you suggest something?”

    Me: “Well, what do you do for a living?”

    Customer: “I’m a nurse.”

    Me: “Okay, your password could be ‘Nurse’.”

    Customer: “Hmm, I don’t know if I could remember that.”