Me: “Thank you for calling ***, how may I help you?”

Older caller: “Ma’am, do y’all sell olive oil?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

Older caller: “But do you have it in a can?”

Me: “I’ve never seen one, but I know we have it in bottles of varying–”

Older caller: “Could you check for me?”

(I go down the aisle and sure enough, we carry massive 3-liter tin containers.)

Me: “Ma’am, sorry about the wait. But to answer your question, we do have it in large three-liter cans as well as bottles of varying size. If you want I can pull one off the shelf and hold it at the Service De–”

Older caller: “So you DO have olive oil in a can?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. Aisle four.”

Older caller: “WELL, YOU BETTER TELL HER THAT POPEYE’S LOOKIN’ FOR HER!” *hangs up*