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    Customer: “Can you help me find a book?”

    Me: “Sure! What are you looking for?”

    Customer: “It’s called The Scarlet Thread.”

    Me: “I haven’t heard of that one. Let me look it up really quick.”

    Customer: “It’s by Jane Austen if that helps.”

    Me: “Um, I don’t think it is.”

    Customer: “No, it’s by Jane Austen.”

    Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, but I’m pretty sure Jane Austen never wrote a book called The Scarlet Thread.”

    Customer: “Oh, well you probably haven’t heard of it because I think it’s one of her new books.”