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    Positively Pissed Off

    | Columbus, OH, USA | Wild & Unruly

    (A woman had bought a pregnancy test earlier and has come back into the store a few minutes later.)

    Customer: “I want a refund for this pregnancy test!”

    Me: “Sure, ma’am. What seems to be wrong with it? Do you have the receipt?”

    Customer: *yelling* “It says I am pregnant! I did not buy this to tell me I am pregnant!”

    Me: “Oh…well, we cannot accept it since it has been used, for sanitary reasons. Also, that is what the test is for, ma’am: it tells you whether you are pregnant or not.”

    (The woman grows angry and starts cussing at me, so I call my supervisor to the front. They tell her the same thing I’ve told her.)

    Customer: “Fine! If I can’t get a refund, you can take it back!” *throws the wet test at me and storms out*