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    Positively Negative

    | Denver, CO, USA |

    Me: “Hello, did you find everything you needed today, sir?”

    Customer: “Everything.”

    (He shoves a pile of baby clothes at me with a big smile.)

    Customer: “My wife is pregnant with a baby.”

    Me: “Congratulations, sir!”

    Customer: “She tested positive yesterday. I’m buying clothes for the baby.”

    Me: “Well, that’s very nice, sir. Will this be cash or charge?”

    Customer: “I have the test with me.”

    Me: “That’s all right, sir. I believe you.”

    Customer: “It’s right here.”

    (The customer shows me the test.)

    Me: “That’s all r–”

    (I check closer.)

    Me: “Sir, this test is negative.”

    Customer: *frowns at test and leaves*