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    Portrait Of A Customer As A Young Man

    | Curitiba, Brazil | Language & Words

    Me: “Hi, this is [bookstore]. Can I help you?”

    Caller: “Yes, do you have Ulysses in stock?”

    Me: “We have it on paperback and hardcover. Do you want to make a reservation?”

    Caller: “What is the author’s name?”

    Me: “It’s James Joyce, sir.”

    Caller: “J-A-M-E-S-J-O-Y-C-E, 10 letters… thank you! I’m doing some crosswords and I needed the answer to this. Thanks!” *click*