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Poor, Albeit Tasty Substitutes

| Concord, CA, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hi, welcome to ***. Do you need any help finding anything?”

Customer: “Yeah, I need diapers and condoms.”

Me: “Um, we don’t sell those here. We’re a beverage store.”

Customer: “Oh okay, then give me some fruit roll ups and towels.”