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    Poodle Bites Woman, Claims Insanity

    | Seattle, WA, USA | Uncategorized

    (I’m outside walking a small poodle before her bath.)

    Passing woman, to the poodle: “Oh, what a pretty kitty! Hello, kitty!”

    Me: “…”