Polly Want A Manner

(A man walks in with a parrot sitting on his shoulder.)

Customer: “Hello!”

Me: “Hi!”

Customer: “I would like one bun with sunflower seeds!”

Me: “Here you go.”

(The customer pays and takes the bun. He then takes off the sunflower seeds and feeds them to his parrot.)

Me: *laughing* “Bon appetite!”

Customer: “Thank you!” *to the parrot* “Say thank you!”

Parrot: “Thank you.”

Me: “You’re very welcome!”

((The customer leaves, still feeding the seeds to his parrot. A few minutes later he comes back with the bun, which is now completely seed free.)

Customer: “Do you have a trash can? I don’t need it any more.”

Me: “Ah… sure, give it here.”

Customer: “Very good! Goodbye!” *to the parrot* “Say goodbye to the girl!”

Parrot: “Bye bye!”

(They both leave, having seriously made my day.)