Policemen Never Take Sabbath-icals
(I pull a man over who is speeding and weaving between cars on the highway.)
Driver: “Are you off-duty? You can’t do traffic stops if you are off-duty.”
Me: “No, sir. See my uniform and marked vehicle?” *I point to my car with full lights on top and ‘police’ written all over it*
Driver: “They make you work on Sunday?”
Me: “Yes, sir. We are 24/7.”
Driver: “But who would commit a crime on a Sunday? That is blasphemy. They’ll go to Hell!”
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