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Policemen Never Take Sabbath-icals

| Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Criminal/Illegal, Religion, Uncategorized

(I pull a man over who is speeding and weaving between cars on the highway.)

Driver: “Are you off duty? You can’t do traffic stops if you are off duty.”

Me: “No, sir. See my uniform and marked vehicle?” *I point to my car with full lights on top and police written all over it*

Driver: “They make you work on Sunday?”

Me: “Yes, sir. We are 24/7.”

Driver: “But who would commit a crime on a Sunday? That is blasphemy. They’ll go to hell!”