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    | Fort Wayne, IN, USA |

    Server: “What can I get for you to drink today?”

    Customer: “Diet Coke.”

    Server: “Is Diet Pepsi okay?”

    Customer: “No, I want Diet Coke.”

    Server: “Well, we only carry Pepsi products.”

    Customer: “Fine, then! I won’t drink anything!”

    (Whatever floats your boat, lady. It doesn’t make any difference to me whether or not you drink something.)