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    | Edinburgh, UK | Uncategorized

    Me: “Good Evening, Ross speaking. How can I help you?”

    Caller: “I just told you how you can help me!”

    Me: “No, sir, you were speaking to someone in admin; they put your call through to me. If you could repeat your query I’ll be happy to help.”

    Caller: “But I just told you what I wanted. I’m not repeating myself!”

    Me: “Then I’m sorry, I can’t help you then.”

    Caller: “Fine!” *hangs up*