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    Customer #1: “Oh, look! They’ve got cape gooseberries! I’ve got to get one!”

    Customer #2: “Cape gooseberries? What are those?”

    Me: “They’re the round orange fruits in a husk. They’re also called Physalis–”

    Customer #2: “Oh! Syphilis! Yes, I know those!”