Please Thy Master, Or Else
Coffee Shop | Right
| October 18, 2011
Me: “Hi, how may I help you today?”
Customer: *very seriously* “Give me your largest, most orgasmically tasty caffeinated drink.”
Me: “Um, alright, sir.”
(I prepare a large order of our bestseller. The customer sips his drink, and then looks me in the eye.)
Customer: “You get to live…for now.”
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