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Please Stow All Carrion Baggage

| Ketchikan, AK, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “I have two bodies I want to get from Craig to Ketchikan.”

Me: “Alright, I would suggest you take the earlier flight so you have time to clear TSA with the bodies.”

Customer: “What! One of the bodies is me!”

Me: “Uh…you said you have two bodies you need to bring in from Craig. Are you talking about just needing two reservations?”

Customer: “Well, duh! What did you think I was talking about!”