Please See The Hypothetical Aisle
(A customer comes in looking for an item I knew we do not carry.)
Customer: “Where would I find a [item]?”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we don’t carry that.”
Customer: *stares at me awhile* “Well, if you did carry it, what aisle would it be in?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.