Please, Say No More
(An older man, maybe late 50s with graying hair, approaches my register with a few groceries. Despite his age, he is very absorbed in his cell phone and paying little attention to what is going on around him.)
Me: “Hi! How are you today, sir?”
Customer: *giggles* “I’m doing exceptionally naughty things on my phone right now!”
Me: “Oh, that’s lovely! Do you have any coupons with us today?”
Customer: *leans in and whispers* “In the colloquial, that means I’m sexting!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
