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    | Bakersfield, CA, USA |

    Me: “Alright, and can I have your zip code, please?”

    Customer: “Sure.”

    Customer: *really, really long pause*

    Customer: *customer looks back at cashier, still waiting*

    Customer: *still silent*

    Customer’s son: “Mom.”

    Customer: “What?”

    Customer’s son: “She asked for the zip code.”

    Customer: “I know. I told her she could have it!”

    Customer’s son: *says the zip code*

    Customer: “Oh! I didn’t realize she wanted me to give it to her!”