Please Pound Into Her Head We Don’t Use Dollars

(A tourist in front of me just ordered a coffee.)

Cashier: “That will be £6.10, please.”

Tourist: *hands him two USD $5 bills*

Cashier: “We only accept English sterling.”

Tourist: “So, you don’t take dollar bills?”

Cashier: “No, only English sterling.”

Tourist: *to her husband* “I can’t believe it! They only accept English sterling!”

Another Customer: “Well, it’s ENGLAND!”