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    | Ocala, FL, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “I need some help over here!”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “This salt is too salty!”

    Me: “But it’s salt, ma’am.”

    Customer: “I don’t care! It’s too salty! You need to bring me a different shaker!”

    (I proceed to bring her another shaker, which is no different than the first.)

    Customer: “That’s better! Thank you!”