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    | FL, USA | At The Checkout, Rude & Risque, Theme Of The Month

    (It is a Friday late afternoon. I am mechanically ringing up sales adding “have a nice weekend” to my normal “here’s your receipt” spiel. I realized after saying this to a male customer that he is buying several high-quantity boxes of condoms. I also remember he had a work shirt on with his name sewn on it. I stepped into the pharmacy and talk to my coworkers.)

    Me: “Oh, my God!”

    Coworker: “What is it?”

    Me: “I just told a customer to have a good weekend, before noticing he was buying nothing but condoms! He obviously has plans to do so!”

    (About thirty minutes later the phone rings, and the pharmacist picks it up.)

    Coworker: “[My Name], you have a phone call.”

    (I answer.)

    Caller: “Hi, I’m [Customer With Named Shirt]. I’m calling because I want to go out with you this weekend!”

    (Um, that would be ‘NO,’ creepy condom dude!)

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