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Please Don’t Get P’ed Off

| North Carolina, USA | Family & Kids, Health & Body

(I’m walking towards a children’s movie to clean it out after the show. A woman and her son walk out and wave me over.)

Me: “Yes, ma’am? How can I help you?”

Customer: “I’m sorry, but my son had an accident in your theater.”

Me: “What kind of accident?”

Customer: “He peed in the seat. He was so busy watching the movie that he forgot to go.”

Me: “I understand. If you could just tell me which seats you were sitting in, I’ll go clean them out.”

Customer: “The ones with the pee in the seat, I think…”