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    Please Do Not Lather Up The Employees, Part 2

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    Customer: “I’d like to buy these, please.”

    (The customer is an older gentleman. He has five bottles of lotion.)

    Me: “Okay, let me ring you up.”

    Customer: *smiles* “One for each mistress.”

    Me: *laughing nervously* “Awesome.”

    (The customer winks and licks his lips.)

    Customer: “I can grab a sixth, if you like.”

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