July Theme Of The Month: Great Timing!

Please Burn Before Returning

| Phoenix, AZ, USA | Uncategorized

(I work at a large outdoor equipment store. ¬†I had an older woman approach the register with a female urinary device — which is used for winter mountaineering, so that women can use pee bottles in their tents.)

Me: ¬†”Howdy. Did you find everything you were looking for?”

Customer: ¬†”Well, I’m looking at this — do they work well?”

Me: ¬†”Uh, well, I imagine so, but I don’t have any experience with that product.”

Customer: ¬†”Can I return it if it doesn’t work?”

Me: ¬†”We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee on everything we sell here in the store. I will ask, however, that if you return it, you clean it first and double bag it!”