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    Playing Doctor

    | Joplin, MO, USA |

    Me: “[Hospital Name] Nutrition, this is ***, how may I help you?”

    Patient: “Yeah, I was wondering if I could have some peas. Just been craving them.”

    (I take the last name, look her up in the system to check the diet type/restrictions.)

    Me: “Um, ma’am? It says you are allergic to green peas.”

    Patient: “Yeah, but it’s alright. They just give me a rash.”