Playing Along

, | Portland, OR, USA | Top

Me: “Welcome to *** Pizza, how can I help you?”

Customer (sincerely): “Do you have any Chinese food?”

Me: “Errr…no.”

Customer (still earnest): “Ohhh…really? What about Thai food?”

Me: “Oh! Yes.”

Customer: “Really?”

Me: “No. Not really. Just pizza.”