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    | Portland, OR, USA |

    Caller: “Hi, do you have any doctors that prescribe detox drugs?”

    Me: “No, we don’t provide that service.”

    Caller: “How do you know? You have lots of doctors. How do you know?!”

    Me: “We don’t specialize in addiction treatment. Our doctors aren’t that type of practitioner.”

    Caller: “Why?! What if I need them to be?”

    Me: “Well, then you would have to call another office.”

    Caller: “What kind of doctor’s don’t prescribe detox meds?!”

    Me: “Pediatricians…”

    Caller: “Oh!” *hangs up phone*